{"id":1421,"date":"2021-05-27T22:34:08","date_gmt":"2021-05-28T04:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stmcollege.ca\/imr\/?p=1421"},"modified":"2021-08-23T17:01:25","modified_gmt":"2021-08-23T23:01:25","slug":"theoretical-questions-by-jordan-wellsch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stmcollege.ca\/imr\/?p=1421","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Theoretical Questions&#8221; by Jordan Wellsch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><span style=\"color:#a3a3a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Jordan is an undergraduate student in the department of Arts and Science at the University of Saskatchewan. She is also the Undergraduate Editor-in-Chief for the <em>University of Saskatchewan Undergraduate Research Journal<\/em>, a peer reviewed and open access journal indexed in the DOAJ that publishes research and artwork by University of Saskatchewan undergraduate students.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><strong>Theoretical Questions<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Beneath this mound of washed-out duvets<br>Sizzling electricity fills grey matter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Possible solutions include:<br>An increase in dopamine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A smoky synaptic euphoria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wax paper rolled around an indica core<br>Bursting with earthy deliciousness<br>While possible solutions include:<br>An increase in oxytocin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Outcast shirts<br>In a crumple on grey floorboards<br>These bare chests form<br>One unsentimental union<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>& Under this mound of washed-out duvets<br>pitying eyes meet those<br>Of the self-induced & suffering<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>A terror to love?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:35px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><span style=\"color:#a3a3a3\" class=\"has-inline-color\"><em>This piece is part of the <\/em>in medias res<em> March 2021 \u201cLove\u201d Issue. 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